1 00:00:01,610 --> 00:00:04,610 ♪♪ 2 00:00:17,230 --> 00:00:21,930 Gracias por venir a esta fiesta de quince años, todos ustedes. 3 00:00:33,900 --> 00:00:37,680 Angelina trèsbeca! 4 00:00:37,680 --> 00:00:40,040 ♪♪ 5 00:00:46,350 --> 00:00:49,830 And now for the traditional father-daughter waltz. 6 00:00:49,830 --> 00:00:52,310 ♪♪ 7 00:00:52,310 --> 00:00:55,050 I only wish your mother was here for your big day. 8 00:00:55,050 --> 00:00:56,360 Would you knock it off? 9 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:58,230 Why are you in such a bad mood? 10 00:00:58,230 --> 00:00:59,710 Oh, I don't know. 11 00:00:59,710 --> 00:01:01,320 Maybe because I've been tracking these diamonds 12 00:01:01,320 --> 00:01:02,450 for a month and a half, 13 00:01:02,450 --> 00:01:03,930 I haven't slept in a week, 14 00:01:03,930 --> 00:01:05,670 and I've got stuff going on under my skirt 15 00:01:05,670 --> 00:01:07,580 that you don't even want to know about. 16 00:01:11,150 --> 00:01:13,890 Well, if you were $10 million in smuggled diamonds 17 00:01:13,890 --> 00:01:16,030 at a quinceañera, where would you be? 18 00:01:16,030 --> 00:01:18,120 If I freakin' knew that, do you think I would have spent 19 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:20,240 three freakin' hours getting into this freakin' dress? 20 00:01:24,300 --> 00:01:26,990 And now for the traditional hitting of the piñata. 21 00:01:28,040 --> 00:01:29,870 - The piñata! - The piñata! 22 00:01:30,740 --> 00:01:32,040 Police business. 23 00:01:42,230 --> 00:01:44,060 No diamonds. 24 00:01:44,060 --> 00:01:45,450 Damn it! 25 00:01:45,450 --> 00:01:46,930 They've got to be here somewhere. 26 00:01:51,630 --> 00:01:54,940 And now for the traditional destroying of the cake. 27 00:01:58,420 --> 00:02:01,030 And now for the traditional destroying of the gifts. 28 00:02:02,380 --> 00:02:04,550 And the flipping of the tables. 29 00:02:04,550 --> 00:02:06,990 And the punching of the guy. 30 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:10,650 Bad news, Tribeca. 31 00:02:10,650 --> 00:02:12,820 Turns out the diamonds crossed the border two days ago. 32 00:02:12,820 --> 00:02:13,870 This was a bum lead. 33 00:02:17,650 --> 00:02:20,480 You said "esta." It's actually "estoy." 34 00:02:31,490 --> 00:02:35,410 Ah, god! 35 00:02:35,410 --> 00:02:37,020 I'm sorry. I said I was sorry. 36 00:02:37,020 --> 00:02:38,680 It stings! It really stings! 37 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:40,240 I'm not surprised. 38 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:41,900 It's tabasco sauce. 39 00:02:41,900 --> 00:02:44,590 Atkins: Tribeca, get the hell in here! 40 00:02:46,290 --> 00:02:47,900 Here, bite down on that. 41 00:02:52,250 --> 00:02:54,650 It's tender like a bunion, but it's hard like a corn. 42 00:02:54,650 --> 00:02:55,650 Let me know. 43 00:02:55,650 --> 00:02:56,820 Sit down! 44 00:02:56,820 --> 00:02:58,430 I know what you're gonna say. 45 00:02:58,430 --> 00:02:59,960 Both: You've got some explaining to do. 46 00:02:59,960 --> 00:03:02,130 What happened back there, Tribeca? 47 00:03:02,130 --> 00:03:04,920 I need to get my car washed. 48 00:03:04,920 --> 00:03:08,270 Feb-ru-tober, Irish center, the Bronx. 49 00:03:08,270 --> 00:03:10,190 You need a break, Tribeca. 50 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:12,750 Do have and idea how many vacation days you have saved up? 51 00:03:12,750 --> 00:03:14,800 I don't know? 10? 11? 52 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:16,150 Try 12! 53 00:03:16,150 --> 00:03:18,280 The job is getting to you, Tribeca. 54 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:19,670 You're wound too tight. 55 00:03:19,670 --> 00:03:21,760 I could kill you for saying that. 56 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:24,420 Take the rest of the day off. I want your badge and your gun. 57 00:03:24,420 --> 00:03:26,640 Don't you have your own badge and gun? I want yours. 58 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:28,550 What about the golf pro murder that just came in? 59 00:03:28,550 --> 00:03:30,070 It belongs to Tanner and geils. 60 00:03:30,070 --> 00:03:31,470 And what new spin are you gonna put 61 00:03:31,470 --> 00:03:32,820 on a black cop and a white cop 62 00:03:32,820 --> 00:03:34,210 working together for the first time? 63 00:03:34,210 --> 00:03:35,730 We'll figure it out! 64 00:03:35,730 --> 00:03:38,340 I just don't know what to do if I'm not working. 65 00:03:38,340 --> 00:03:40,820 Go out. Meet someone. Have a relationship. 66 00:03:40,820 --> 00:03:42,610 Go on a date. 67 00:03:42,610 --> 00:03:45,480 Lower your defenses, Tribeca. I know you're lonely. 68 00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:47,700 You don't know me. 69 00:03:47,700 --> 00:03:50,050 Both: I'm fine by myself. I don't need a relationship. 70 00:03:50,050 --> 00:03:51,050 I'm done with dating. 71 00:03:51,050 --> 00:03:53,140 Flibbity flaxon! 72 00:03:57,320 --> 00:03:58,540 You... 73 00:04:00,190 --> 00:04:01,980 ♪♪ 74 00:04:01,980 --> 00:04:03,370 I hope you understand. 75 00:04:03,370 --> 00:04:05,150 It's just that I'm used to riding shotgun. 76 00:04:05,150 --> 00:04:06,940 And I hope you understand, so am I. 77 00:04:06,940 --> 00:04:08,240 Let's put on some music. 78 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:10,250 Tribeca never lets me listen to the radio. 79 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:12,330 Woman: That was "yankee doodle" by unknown 80 00:04:12,330 --> 00:04:13,900 here on public domain radio. 81 00:04:13,900 --> 00:04:15,900 Coming up next, "silvery moon" by unknown. 82 00:04:15,900 --> 00:04:17,120 You listen to public domain radio? 83 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:18,690 - Yeah. - Me too! 84 00:04:18,690 --> 00:04:20,520 Yeah, I used to listen to it all the time in college. 85 00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:22,390 You went to college? I went to college! 86 00:04:22,390 --> 00:04:23,690 - Where'd you go? - State. 87 00:04:23,690 --> 00:04:26,350 No way! Tech! 88 00:04:26,350 --> 00:04:28,090 - Oh, my god. - Oh, my god. 89 00:04:28,090 --> 00:04:29,870 ♪♪ 90 00:04:29,870 --> 00:04:32,480 ♪ By the light ♪ 91 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:35,050 ♪ Of the silvery moon ♪ 92 00:04:35,050 --> 00:04:37,270 ♪ Not the sun, but the moon ♪ 93 00:04:37,270 --> 00:04:39,450 Both: ♪ I want to spoon ♪ 94 00:04:39,450 --> 00:04:41,150 ♪ Spoon, spoon, spoon ♪ 95 00:04:41,150 --> 00:04:46,280 ♪ To my honey, I'll croon love's tune ♪ 96 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:48,500 Here it is. Hoffman, make a right. 97 00:04:48,500 --> 00:04:51,720 Hidden valley country club. Didn't this used to be a ranch? 98 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:53,200 They moved to thousand islands. 99 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:54,380 Ah. 100 00:05:03,780 --> 00:05:06,340 Hoffman, see if you can find a place to put the car. 101 00:05:13,870 --> 00:05:16,830 ♪♪ 102 00:05:19,010 --> 00:05:21,620 What do we got here, scholls? 103 00:05:21,620 --> 00:05:23,800 We got a golf pro, a Mr. Riley hale. 104 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:25,490 Appears to be dead. 105 00:05:25,490 --> 00:05:26,760 How'd he die? 106 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:28,450 His brain and heart stopped. 107 00:05:28,450 --> 00:05:30,060 After that he had no chance. 108 00:05:30,060 --> 00:05:31,410 Interesting. 109 00:05:31,410 --> 00:05:32,810 Whoever did this hit him with a 5-iron, 110 00:05:32,810 --> 00:05:34,460 got him pretty close to death with a wedge, 111 00:05:34,460 --> 00:05:36,330 and then finished him off with a two-putt. 112 00:05:36,330 --> 00:05:37,810 That's how I would've played it. 113 00:05:41,950 --> 00:05:45,120 Look at these footprints walking away from the body. 114 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:46,210 Whoa. 115 00:05:46,210 --> 00:05:48,260 Those are really small. 116 00:05:48,260 --> 00:05:50,350 I'm thinking the killer is a woman. 117 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:52,560 Good police work, Tanner. 118 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:55,260 Hey, hey! I'm just building off your footprint thing. 119 00:05:55,260 --> 00:05:57,260 As soon as the sausage-fest is over, 120 00:05:57,260 --> 00:05:59,310 we can get back to some police work. 121 00:05:59,310 --> 00:06:01,570 Oh, that's gonna be a while. 122 00:06:13,850 --> 00:06:15,670 Okay, day off. 123 00:06:15,670 --> 00:06:16,940 Day off. 124 00:06:16,940 --> 00:06:18,850 Regular person. 125 00:06:18,850 --> 00:06:20,330 Not a cop. 126 00:06:23,030 --> 00:06:26,340 Excuse me, ma'am. Are you gonna pay for that? 127 00:06:26,340 --> 00:06:28,510 I wasn't planning on it. 128 00:06:28,510 --> 00:06:29,860 I didn't think so. 129 00:06:29,860 --> 00:06:31,560 Oh! Ah! 130 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:34,480 You're going down, you filthy maggot. 131 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:37,000 It's a free sample. 132 00:06:40,090 --> 00:06:42,090 Yeah, yeah. 133 00:06:42,090 --> 00:06:46,010 I knew that it was a... Fraaaaiy zumple. 134 00:06:46,010 --> 00:06:47,880 It's a free sample. 135 00:06:47,880 --> 00:06:51,190 I have been shopping... One time. 136 00:06:51,190 --> 00:06:52,840 So I'm very familiar 137 00:06:52,840 --> 00:06:55,890 with the concept of vraeeyyy zooomple. 138 00:06:55,890 --> 00:06:57,150 Are you all right? 139 00:06:57,150 --> 00:06:58,760 Yes. 140 00:06:58,760 --> 00:06:59,810 Just... 141 00:06:59,810 --> 00:07:01,680 Just enjoying my... 142 00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:03,770 Fromium zumpumple. 143 00:07:07,330 --> 00:07:08,990 Mmm. Yum. 144 00:07:08,990 --> 00:07:10,820 Fray zumple. 145 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,610 Finding everything all right? 146 00:07:17,610 --> 00:07:21,000 I'm just looking for some individual spaghetti, 147 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:22,610 like 10 or 11 strands. 148 00:07:22,610 --> 00:07:24,090 So, you live alone, do you? 149 00:07:24,090 --> 00:07:27,010 Both: What, are you some sort of psychic? 150 00:07:27,010 --> 00:07:30,230 Well, you do have American cheese very singles. 151 00:07:30,230 --> 00:07:33,540 Flying solo, airplane-style food for one. 152 00:07:33,540 --> 00:07:36,320 And we all dye alone hair dye. 153 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:37,540 Guilty. 154 00:07:37,540 --> 00:07:40,150 My name's Vic... Deakins. 155 00:07:40,150 --> 00:07:42,500 But you can call me Vic deakins. 156 00:07:42,500 --> 00:07:45,810 Angie Tribeca. 157 00:07:45,810 --> 00:07:47,330 How many cats do you have? 158 00:07:47,330 --> 00:07:49,200 Oh, what, just 'cause I'm single, 159 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:51,810 I'm some sort of crazy spinster with 1,000 cats? 160 00:07:51,810 --> 00:07:53,600 No, just 'cause you're eating cat food. 161 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:56,120 I thought that was the mascot. 162 00:07:57,210 --> 00:07:58,560 I don't shop much. 163 00:07:58,560 --> 00:08:01,040 I'm usually eating at the precinct. 164 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:02,170 You're a police officer? 165 00:08:02,170 --> 00:08:03,570 No, I'm a detective. 166 00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:04,870 Cool! 167 00:08:04,870 --> 00:08:06,440 My brother's in jail... For life. 168 00:08:06,440 --> 00:08:08,350 Oh, that's such a crazy coincidence. 169 00:08:08,350 --> 00:08:09,530 Yeah. 170 00:08:09,530 --> 00:08:12,050 - So you work here? - Yeah. 171 00:08:12,050 --> 00:08:14,360 I'm the manager of paper on rolls department here. 172 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:15,840 Oh. 173 00:08:15,840 --> 00:08:17,840 I used to have high-powered finance job, 174 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:20,020 but I didn't like what it was doing to me. 175 00:08:20,020 --> 00:08:22,580 It was making me cynical, I was snapping at people... 176 00:08:22,580 --> 00:08:25,940 Jesus, Vic deakins, finish your story! 177 00:08:25,940 --> 00:08:27,330 Sorry. 178 00:08:27,330 --> 00:08:29,980 I just... I haven't had a day off in a while. 179 00:08:29,980 --> 00:08:30,980 I get it. 180 00:08:30,980 --> 00:08:32,420 I used to be you. 181 00:08:33,810 --> 00:08:36,380 You know, I kind of like you, Angie. 182 00:08:36,380 --> 00:08:40,950 I kind of like... These cups. 183 00:08:40,950 --> 00:08:44,690 Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, 184 00:08:44,690 --> 00:08:46,700 but here's my number. 185 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:48,130 So call me. 186 00:08:48,130 --> 00:08:50,660 Maybe. 187 00:08:56,050 --> 00:09:00,450 Just gonna grab this for later. 188 00:09:00,450 --> 00:09:03,930 It's a good choice, Angie. Good value. 189 00:09:03,930 --> 00:09:05,800 And they're on sale. 190 00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:08,670 ♪♪ 191 00:09:10,330 --> 00:09:11,460 Thank you. 192 00:09:12,680 --> 00:09:14,330 Hurry up! Get the drawer! 193 00:09:14,330 --> 00:09:15,380 Not a cop today. 194 00:09:15,380 --> 00:09:17,600 Not a cop. 195 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:19,770 Sorry we're late, Dr. Scholls. 196 00:09:19,770 --> 00:09:22,210 Hoffman disappeared with the car. 197 00:09:27,780 --> 00:09:30,480 Did the golf pro's body give us any clues? 198 00:09:30,480 --> 00:09:33,440 There's something unusual about his balls. 199 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:34,830 Here, take a look. 200 00:09:34,830 --> 00:09:37,350 Look like ordinary balls to me. 201 00:09:37,350 --> 00:09:38,880 Typical white balls. 202 00:09:38,880 --> 00:09:41,310 What are those little letters? 203 00:09:41,310 --> 00:09:43,190 They're monograms. 204 00:09:43,190 --> 00:09:44,540 S.s. 205 00:09:44,540 --> 00:09:46,490 Oh, no, you're looking at them upside down. 206 00:09:46,490 --> 00:09:47,840 Oh, sorry. 207 00:09:47,840 --> 00:09:48,930 S.s. 208 00:09:48,930 --> 00:09:50,450 Exactly. 209 00:09:50,450 --> 00:09:52,590 Now, going on the theory that the killer is a woman, 210 00:09:52,590 --> 00:09:54,280 I looked into the membership roster 211 00:09:54,280 --> 00:09:56,460 and there's only one woman at the club with those initials... 212 00:09:56,460 --> 00:09:58,160 Samantha Stephens. 213 00:09:58,160 --> 00:10:00,510 Turns out she used to take lessons from the dead golf pro. 214 00:10:00,510 --> 00:10:04,030 Why would she take lessons from a dead golf pro? We're still looking into it. 215 00:10:04,030 --> 00:10:06,040 Do you think you can help us figure out what happened? 216 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:07,040 Oh, no, I'm afraid not. 217 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:08,910 But I know who can. 218 00:10:08,910 --> 00:10:10,080 Oh, good. 219 00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:11,740 But he lives in Australia. 220 00:10:11,740 --> 00:10:12,910 Oh, too bad. 221 00:10:12,910 --> 00:10:15,000 Nine months out of the year. 222 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,700 - He's here right now. - Perfect. 223 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:23,230 Scott, will you see if Dr. Hook is available to join us? 224 00:10:23,230 --> 00:10:25,100 Thank you. 225 00:10:25,100 --> 00:10:26,880 He's just brushing his teeth. 226 00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:29,010 Now, Dr. Templeton hook is the leading 227 00:10:29,010 --> 00:10:31,410 crime re-creation specialist in the world. 228 00:10:31,410 --> 00:10:33,930 He spent seven years at interpol, two at the c.I.A., 229 00:10:33,930 --> 00:10:35,330 and was a visiting lecturer 230 00:10:35,330 --> 00:10:37,280 in the criminology department at Harvard. 231 00:10:40,810 --> 00:10:41,980 He's an eccentric genius. 232 00:10:41,980 --> 00:10:44,380 Dr. Hook, can you please show us 233 00:10:44,380 --> 00:10:47,250 exactly how the golf pro murder occurred? 234 00:10:47,250 --> 00:10:49,470 Watch a master at work. 235 00:10:49,470 --> 00:10:53,390 Okay, first, the perp took a sip of tea. 236 00:10:53,390 --> 00:10:55,740 - Pbht! - And then he blew raspberries. 237 00:10:55,740 --> 00:10:57,780 Then he pick-pocketed the victim. 238 00:10:57,780 --> 00:10:59,700 And then he poked him. He poked him repeatedly. 239 00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:01,310 Then he ripped his hair off. 240 00:11:01,310 --> 00:11:03,700 I don't know how I missed that in the autopsy. 241 00:11:03,700 --> 00:11:07,180 And then he stole his glasses. 242 00:11:07,180 --> 00:11:09,140 I don't know how accurate he is, but he's adorable. 243 00:11:09,140 --> 00:11:12,100 Oh, no, this is scientific genius at its best. 244 00:11:12,100 --> 00:11:13,490 Is he drinking urine? 245 00:11:13,490 --> 00:11:14,630 He sure is. 246 00:11:19,150 --> 00:11:22,290 ♪♪ 247 00:12:12,990 --> 00:12:15,380 Atkins: Go out. Meet someone. 248 00:12:20,650 --> 00:12:24,090 Have a relationship. Go on a date. 249 00:12:24,090 --> 00:12:26,350 You know you're lonely. 250 00:12:26,350 --> 00:12:28,220 Lonely... lonely... 251 00:12:28,220 --> 00:12:29,350 I heard you! 252 00:12:29,350 --> 00:12:30,830 Okay, okay. 253 00:12:30,830 --> 00:12:32,750 Thanks for letting me use your bathroom. 254 00:12:32,750 --> 00:12:34,490 I didn't think I could make it home. 255 00:12:44,020 --> 00:12:45,720 Hey, it's Angie Tribeca. 256 00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:48,410 Would you like to have dinner with me? 257 00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:51,810 No! Call the guy! 258 00:12:51,810 --> 00:12:52,810 Fine! 259 00:12:54,380 --> 00:12:57,510 ♪♪ 260 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:02,210 - Excuse me, Mrs. Stephens? - Yeah? 261 00:13:04,260 --> 00:13:06,390 We're detectives geils and Tanner from the l.A.P.D. 262 00:13:06,390 --> 00:13:07,870 We have a few questions for you. 263 00:13:12,130 --> 00:13:13,350 I'm sorry, come again? 264 00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:15,530 Still not getting it. 265 00:13:16,750 --> 00:13:19,710 Ah, mimosa. Yes, we'll take two, please. 266 00:13:19,710 --> 00:13:21,360 I don't know if you were aware of this, 267 00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:23,190 but Riley hale was found dead this morning. 268 00:13:25,410 --> 00:13:27,410 You're clearly and visibly upset. 269 00:13:27,410 --> 00:13:28,410 Were you close? 270 00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:32,240 That explains her coy smile. 271 00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:38,460 So, he broke it off. Did that make you mad enough to kill? 272 00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:42,900 Because he was found dead with your balls in his hand. 273 00:13:44,300 --> 00:13:46,120 Then who's s.S.? 274 00:13:51,390 --> 00:13:53,440 So, you never played with your husband's balls? 275 00:13:55,220 --> 00:13:56,740 Ma'am, I'm going to need you 276 00:13:56,740 --> 00:13:58,570 to stop your uncontrollable laughter. 277 00:13:58,570 --> 00:13:59,880 This is serious. 278 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:01,310 Now, where we can find your husband? 279 00:14:05,580 --> 00:14:07,620 All right, let's check it out. 280 00:14:19,380 --> 00:14:21,810 So, we got Stephens' balls at the crime scene. 281 00:14:21,810 --> 00:14:23,030 We got motive... 282 00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:24,770 The guy was sleeping with his wife. 283 00:14:24,770 --> 00:14:27,770 The one thing I can't figure out is the small footprints. 284 00:14:27,770 --> 00:14:29,340 Excuse me. 285 00:14:29,340 --> 00:14:30,470 There's a dress code. 286 00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:36,130 Which one's Stephens? 287 00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:42,140 Eric Stephens? L.A.P.D. 288 00:14:42,140 --> 00:14:44,700 Oh, please, call me short-game. 289 00:14:44,700 --> 00:14:46,010 And you are...? 290 00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:48,100 Yes, we are. 291 00:14:48,100 --> 00:14:51,230 What do you know about the death of Riley hale, the golf pro? 292 00:14:51,230 --> 00:14:53,670 I don't know anything about Riley Thomas hale. 293 00:14:53,670 --> 00:14:56,190 1960-2015. Protestant. 294 00:14:56,190 --> 00:14:58,500 From the Massachusetts hales. Do you know that two of your golf balls 295 00:14:58,500 --> 00:15:00,020 were found in his hand? 296 00:15:00,020 --> 00:15:02,240 That's where those went! It's been driving me crazy. 297 00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:05,330 Uh... i mean, no. 298 00:15:05,330 --> 00:15:06,680 You know what I think? 299 00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:08,900 I think hale was sleeping with your wife 300 00:15:08,900 --> 00:15:10,820 so you hired a woman to kill him. 301 00:15:10,820 --> 00:15:13,170 You can't pin that on me! 302 00:15:13,170 --> 00:15:16,690 Now, gentlemen, if you'll excuse me, 303 00:15:16,690 --> 00:15:18,560 I have a tee time. 304 00:15:23,180 --> 00:15:25,480 Mr. Stephens, you're under arrest 305 00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:27,530 for the murder of Riley hale. 306 00:15:27,530 --> 00:15:30,450 ♪♪ 307 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:38,850 There he his! Police business! 308 00:15:42,850 --> 00:15:45,370 Stephens, hold it right there! 309 00:15:49,290 --> 00:15:50,730 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 310 00:15:50,730 --> 00:15:52,030 There is a foursome ahead of you. 311 00:15:52,030 --> 00:15:54,300 We got to catch that guy! 312 00:15:54,300 --> 00:15:56,040 I will let you in right after these ladies. 313 00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:58,080 Ah. 314 00:15:59,870 --> 00:16:02,650 Ooh. Take another one, sweetheart. 315 00:16:02,650 --> 00:16:04,260 We're not in a rush. 316 00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:08,050 Vic: Thank you for going to all the trouble. 317 00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:09,660 That was delicious. 318 00:16:09,660 --> 00:16:10,920 It's nothing. 319 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:13,710 The milk was gonna go bad anyway. 320 00:16:13,710 --> 00:16:15,400 Just made it perfect. 321 00:16:18,450 --> 00:16:20,280 Do you mind if we listen to the radio? 322 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:21,410 I think I'd love that. 323 00:16:24,850 --> 00:16:27,720 Woman: All available units, bank robbery in progress. 324 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,290 Suspect armed and dangerous. 325 00:16:29,290 --> 00:16:31,720 Atkins: Tribeca, this is lieutenant atkins. 326 00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:33,600 I told you, no police business. 327 00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:35,030 Now get back to your date! 328 00:16:35,030 --> 00:16:37,030 And that's an order. 329 00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:38,910 Thanks for letting me use your shower. 330 00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:40,690 I didn't think I could make it home. 331 00:16:42,650 --> 00:16:43,740 You seem distracted. 332 00:16:43,740 --> 00:16:44,910 Aah! You're still here! 333 00:16:44,910 --> 00:16:45,910 Sorry. 334 00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:50,220 I'm just thinking about work. 335 00:16:50,220 --> 00:16:52,700 Well, it's obvious that you're married to your job. 336 00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:56,490 You know what? I am. 337 00:16:56,490 --> 00:16:59,930 And I want to have kids with it and grow old with it. 338 00:16:59,930 --> 00:17:03,230 And when it's too old to remember who I am anymore, 339 00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:04,980 I want to read it stories, 340 00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:06,980 and then I want to be buried next to it 341 00:17:06,980 --> 00:17:09,460 under the old apple tree in front of the precinct. 342 00:17:09,460 --> 00:17:12,940 Well, when you and your job decide to part ways, 343 00:17:12,940 --> 00:17:15,380 promise you'll let me know, huh? 344 00:17:15,380 --> 00:17:17,860 I'll do that, Vic deakins. 345 00:17:17,860 --> 00:17:21,430 Heck, who am I to talk. It seems I'm married, too. 346 00:17:21,430 --> 00:17:24,910 To your job? To my wife, April. She thinks I'm bowling. 347 00:17:24,910 --> 00:17:26,740 - You should go. - I should. 348 00:17:26,740 --> 00:17:29,740 Bowling is exercise, and when you form leagues... 349 00:17:29,740 --> 00:17:30,910 Seriously, get the hell out. 350 00:17:32,350 --> 00:17:34,960 I got to go in a second. 351 00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:38,700 But the good thing is... 352 00:17:38,700 --> 00:17:41,010 I'm not giving up on you. 353 00:17:41,010 --> 00:17:43,360 See you tomorrow morning? 354 00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:45,580 I hope not. 355 00:17:49,890 --> 00:17:53,070 ♪♪ 356 00:17:56,550 --> 00:17:58,330 Excuse me, ladies, do you mind if we play through? 357 00:17:58,330 --> 00:18:00,160 We're trying to catch a killer who's two holes ahead. 358 00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:02,380 Shh! 359 00:18:06,380 --> 00:18:08,600 I'll get it, Ethel. 360 00:18:17,660 --> 00:18:20,220 So, what are we doing here? Are we partners or what? 361 00:18:20,220 --> 00:18:22,360 Why do you have to put a label on everything? 362 00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:23,660 Can't we just have fun? 363 00:18:23,660 --> 00:18:26,270 I mean, don't you feel a little guilty 364 00:18:26,270 --> 00:18:28,580 being with me instead of Tribeca? 365 00:18:28,580 --> 00:18:30,410 I mean, obviously I miss her. 366 00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:33,240 But maybe we weren't meant to have just one partner. 367 00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:35,500 In France, cops have all kinds of partners 368 00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:36,980 and no one thinks twice. 369 00:18:36,980 --> 00:18:41,200 How about we do this until it stops being fun? 370 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:43,470 All right, I'll stop overthinking it. 371 00:18:43,470 --> 00:18:46,640 We're just two cops playing golf trying to catch a killer. 372 00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:47,730 Yeah. 373 00:18:47,730 --> 00:18:48,950 You're up, partner. 374 00:18:48,950 --> 00:18:51,080 Sorry, just kidding. 375 00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:52,520 Unless that felt right. 376 00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:55,040 Found it! 377 00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:59,660 ♪♪ 378 00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:04,440 You see him? 379 00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:05,750 He's on the green. 380 00:19:05,750 --> 00:19:08,400 If he makes this putt, we'll never get him. 381 00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:09,670 Let's hit into him. 382 00:19:09,670 --> 00:19:11,060 That's frowned upon. 383 00:19:13,190 --> 00:19:14,500 We're gonna need a miracle. 384 00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:19,280 No miracle... Officer David Hoffman! 385 00:19:21,020 --> 00:19:24,070 Go. Go to him. 386 00:19:27,380 --> 00:19:29,690 Hoffman, I love you buddy! 387 00:19:29,690 --> 00:19:32,210 ♪♪ 388 00:19:32,210 --> 00:19:36,000 ♪ By the light ♪ 389 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,820 ♪ Of the silvery moon ♪ 390 00:19:40,610 --> 00:19:45,660 ♪ I want to spoon ♪ 391 00:19:45,660 --> 00:19:52,320 ♪ To my honey, I'll croon love's tune ♪ 392 00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:57,150 I missed you, too, partner. 393 00:19:57,150 --> 00:20:00,370 ♪♪ 394 00:20:19,910 --> 00:20:21,610 Tribeca. 395 00:20:21,610 --> 00:20:24,220 Hey, it's me. Just calling to see how your day off was. 396 00:20:24,220 --> 00:20:26,090 Not too bad. It was pretty relaxing. 397 00:20:26,090 --> 00:20:27,610 Hope you didn't miss me too much. 398 00:20:27,610 --> 00:20:28,870 Nope. 399 00:20:28,870 --> 00:20:30,490 I hear it in your voice. 400 00:20:30,490 --> 00:20:33,270 All right, I'll see you tomorrow, partner. 401 00:20:33,270 --> 00:20:34,660 Okay, partner.